Okay. This is beyond a fashion faux pas. I can't even believe that anyone has created a pair of pants like this. I stumbled upon this picture on Daily Mail and I thought it was a joke. But no.
Here's the story: Sandra Tanimura, designer for Sanna's Brazil Fashion, got a lot of requests for low-rise jeans. She tried making them as low as possible, but it was tricky as they didn't really stay up (Hint: that's when you know not to wear a pair of jeans). So she added a bedazzled bikini bottom that is actually attached to the pants. The most ridiculous thing is that the jeans are held up by a mere string tie.
If I ever see anyone wearing these, I will be forced to arrest them for looking horrible. Why would anyone think this is a good idea?!?