Eye Patch Chic

Oh lord. If you know me at all, then you know that I love a good eye patch. The plaid eye patch from House of Holland is quite remarkable. I love it.

Granted, the whole outfit is pretty ugly...but how about trying the eye patch with a nice pair of dark-wash jeans and a black tee?

Eye patches are obviously back and better than ever. And with this look, you can even just cut up an old flannel shirt!

My Nana will be glad to know that I can finally get use of the family tartan.

Fashion Faux Pas: Pretend Facial Hair

I never thought I'd need to write about this fake beard "trend". Obviously I was mistaken.

For only $40 (and a small s & h fee) you can be the owner of your very own fake beard!! It comes in about 10 different colors and apparently it is all the rage in the fashion world.

You've got to be kidding me.

Etsy should not be used for items like this.

That is all.

Estée Lauder Gift Time!

Oh free gifts with purchases, how I love thee. Estée Lauder has a new set out that comes free with any $39.50 purchase. Here's what's included:
- 14-day sizes of a moisturizer and cleanser and Advanced Night Repair
- a compact of 9 eyeshadows, a full-size lipstick and a lipgloss in warm or cool shades
- sueded cosmetic bag
- Estée Lauder Sensuous Eau de Parfum Spray Vial

Deeeelightful, no?

Fashion Faux Pas: Man Skirts

This weekend, I took a little jaunt to H&M to see the new spring trends. H&M now has a delightful little magazine/catalogue (cagazine) that not only showcases what the store is selling, but also focuses on trends as a whole for the upcoming season. What I found was quite unfortunate.

Apparently, Marc Jacobs has suddenly decided that man skirts are IN.

Usually I love Marc Jacobs, but honestly if I ever see an actual man wearing a skirt in public, I will probably puke all over his face. And the puke will hopefully ricochet off of his face and ruin the skirt. This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. And I'm Scottish! Kilts are in my blood!

Please guys, if you feel the need to wear a skirt, reconsider. You'll simply look like an idiot regardless of who has designed it.

That is all.