Oh Etsy...everytime I go one that site, I find something more disgusting than the time before.
Today's visit, lead me to these Large Breast Pillows. You read correctly. Someone actually hand sews these knocker pillows for the price of $32.99 (and $8 shipping and handling). You can even customize the set depending on nipple size, skin color, and fullness.
The seamstress even delights in the fact that each pillow is made of soft flannel. Quite comfy, I'm sure.
Thoughts?