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Friday, February 19, 2010

Fashion Faux Pas: Disembodied Barbie Jewelry

Pretty necklace, huh? Well, SURPRISE!!! It's a boob pendant. A Barbie boob pendant.

Maragaux Lange sells tons of jewelry pieces like this...and I find it all a little disturbing.

I used to love Barbies when I was younger...actually I still do now, judging from how many random Barbie accessories I own (this, of course, not being one of them). The thing about Barbies are that they remind us of our childhood. Though they are not anatomically correct, we love them just the same.

But that doesn't mean I want to wear a necklace festooned in severed, plastic breasts.

Oh and for you dark-skinned chicas out there, don't worry--there's a necklace for you in a lovely chocolate shade:










This gal is constantly coming out with creepier pieces; and they aren't just limited to plastic-breast-baubles.

Check out her Etsy site to see more. Oh, and by the way, if for some ungodly reason you'd like to buy yourself one of these gems, they run for about $200.

Really.