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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Fashion Faux Pas: Huge Floral Hats

I can't stand these over-the-top floral "hats".  They look more like a random bouquet stuck to your head than anything else...and really, who wants that?! WHO???!!!

Sure, celebs can get away with practically anything and floppy floral hats are "acceptable" for them.  I highly disagree with this.  Maybe there are a few decent hats out there; I'm not against the possibility.  But from what I've seen, everyone wearing a huge hat festooned with flowers looks like an idiot.


I saw this woman in Boston waiting for the T. Not impressed.  Her whole entire outfit really needed a redo and I should have written out a fashion citation right on the spot.  But the worse part was the huge flower hat!

Did she look in the mirror that morning and say to herself, 'gosh I look fabulous!', or does she just not care?  Is this her normal springtime uniform?  If it's a one-time fashion mistake, I still don't think this is okay...because no one should ever even own a hat like this!! Where can you even purchase something like this?

If for some ungodly reason you can't live your life without flowers on your head, please opt for a cute headband like this one from Forever21.

If I see anyone else wearing a hat like this, I will most likely punch them in the face.  That's probably too aggressive.  So I won't do that--but I'll be pissed off.

That is all.