We've all seen those cutesy necklaces and bracelets that have lovey-dovey things engraved on them. And I'm telling you right now: that is SO over.
I'm totally into Fred Flare's Sweet Nothing Heart Necklace. Though the necklaces are heart shaped (which I do love), they are anything but romantic. You can choose what you want engraved on your necklace from 5 fab designs: in it to win it, fireworks, potato chips, warp speed and baby mama.
I'm a fan of the potato chip one myself, as I usually live on a diet of chips and ice cream, but they're all great and will make people look twice.
You can get your very own for $44.