There's nothing I hate more than clumpy lashes...oh, except for eyelashes MADE FROM FLY LEGS!!! Yes, it's true. The pictured "faux lashes" are none other than a collection of bug legs.
Take a moment to let that sink in.
How do you even come up with an idea like this?! I'm pretty sure it was meant to be an artistic expression, or something to that extent, but honestly gluing little insect legs to your lashline is neither artistic nor acceptable. Ever.
Flies on their own are gross. And I don't just mean "oh, ew it's a bug" gross. I mean, that they land in feces, and are literally covered in filth. Which is a huge reason to avoid placing anything fly-related close to your eye (if you needed a reason).
Think of the effort that went into this. First, this crazy woman had to run around and collect flies. Did she have a little basket and frolic through fields, picking up flies as she went along? Or did she already have some sort of creepy collection of flies just around her apartment?
All I can think of is that song: Jeepers, creepers where’d ya get those peepers?
Jeepers, creepers where’d ya get those eyes?
[Tip: The Frisky]