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Saturday, January 15, 2011

Dave's Take: Top 20 Simple Ways to Impress Your Lady

Valentine's Day is about a month away, so it's time for guys to step it up a notch! My lovely fiance, Dave (look how cute we are in the pic!), came up with a list of things that guys should do.  Basically a quickie crash course to provide men with ways they can impress their lady friend. 

I agree with a decent chunk of what's on this list, but take a look for yourself! And show the list to your man if he's lacking!


P.S.: #14 is my favorite!
  1. Cut and clean under your nails. Long nails and dirt underneath is a major turn off. 
  2. Buy a box of q-tips and clean the wax out of your ears every day.
  3. No girls wants to kiss dry cracked lips. Use some chap stick
  4. Hair is good in the right places. Pluck your nose hairs. Keep your downstairs trimmed and clean cut.
  5. Brush your f*cking teeth; the vast majority of girls cannot stand guys with bad teeth/breath. I recommend whitening if you have discolored teeth. Bad teeth are one of the biggest female turn offs.
  6. If you can't grow proper facial hair, don’t try. The Mexi-stash is the worst. Clean shaven at least shows you care about your appearance.[Note from Sassy Fashionista: the Fu manchu is another puke-worthy one!] 
  7. Be willing to reciprocate. (you know what I mean ;) )
  8. You are not a jack-hammer; its not all about you. Make it your goal to please her before yourself.
  9. Cook for her. Woman are very impressed by a man who knows his way around a kitchen.
  10. Pace your drinking with her's. She can drink as much she wants, and you're allowed to match it. Getting black-out-fall-down porcelain-god-worshiping-drunk is not cute or cool.
  11. If she wants to snuggle, do it whether or not it's your thing.
  12. Buy her flowers because it's Tuesday. Know what her favorite flower is. Roses lack creativity. Women are way more impressed by a gesture that shows you know her.
  13. If you cant say something nice, shut the f*ck up. When she talks, listen--even if you aren't immediately interested.  Actually listen and respond with answers other then “yupp” and “uh-huh”.
  14. Tell her you love her in public. Never be ashamed to let your girl know how you feel regardless of who's listening.
  15. Know what color your girl's eyes are. This is one of the mostly commonly used quizzes women use to see if you actually look at her face.
  16. Put the toilet seat down. Every time. After the first time she falls in at night, you will never hear the end of it.
  17. Watch a movie she wants. Try to enjoy it, even if it's not your your cup of tea.
  18. Tell her how much you love her most insecure parts of her body. Chances are, what she's insecure about is what makes her unique.
  19. Encourage her to spend time with her friends.
  20. Jealousy dooms relationships. Trust is huge. Until she gives you a reason not to, let her know you trust her. If you’re the jealous type, work on it.