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Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Man Mishap: The Rise of the Man Bun


Sigh. The latest hair trend with male celebs is quite unfortunate.  Apparently, the man bun is "trendy" in Hollywood.


I don't get it.  I'm not sure who started this horrific trend, but I would love to personally punch them in the 'nads.  Repeatedly.  And that's not me just being mean and selfish--it's to remind the men of Hollywood that they are actually MEN.


A chic ballerina bun can be absolutely adorable...on women.  A grungy, disgusting bun on dudes is simply unacceptable.


I've always hated men with long hair.  The man ponytail is right at the top of my most hated men's hairstyles.  That said, the man bun has actually surpassed it.


Listen guys, I get that throwing your long locks into a bun can seem like a good idea.  It gets your hair out of your face, and is easy to do.  But you know what else keeps hair our of your face?? A G.D. HAIRCUT!!!


Stop trying to be trendy and cool, and just get a haircut like normal people.


Thank you. That is all.