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Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Fashion Faux Pas: Robbing a Gas Station in a Pink Jumpsuit

The other day, there was a robbery in my city.  This happens every now and then.  What made it different?  The robber was wearing a bright pink jumpsuit!!

Umm...first of all, it's never okay to wear a pink jumpsuit. Anywhere. Even in your own home.

Secondly, if you're going to rob a store, wear something that isn't a brightly-colored fashion disaster! A nice black outfit, perhaps? Anything would be better than this.

I realize that I'm focused on the outfit more than the actual crime, but I just can't understand why this woman decided to go with this particular look.  Did she honestly look in the mirror and say to herself, 'gosh this is the perfect outfit to wear while I publicly rob a store during daylight hours'?

My advice: stay as far away from pink jumpsuits as you possibly can.  And if you're planning on robbing a store (not that I recommend it), stop by Walmart or something and get a black outfit.

Thanks.