I don't know HOW this started, but it needs to stop. Everywhere I go lately, there seems to be a plethora of assorted fake mustaches. I even read in a fashion mag (I'm not going to write which one, because they're usually right and I don't want to ruin their rep), that mustache parties are "in".
Ummm....I don't know about you ladies, but when I get dressed up and go to a party, I don't really want to make myself look ridiculous by adding a fake mustache!! I mean, who even came up with this??! I just cannot imagine throwing on a "party mustache", looking in the mirror, and saying to myself, 'damn, I look good'!
And yes, I get the point that it's supposed to be funny. And that "everyone" is doing it. But unlike the awesome Ugly Christmas Sweater parties that go on, this mustache fiasco totally ruins your face for the night! No amount of makeup will make you look cute. Trust me on this.
Honestly, if I see anyone wearing a fake mustache in the near future, I will punch them in the face. I hate to get violent with this, but obviously someone needs to take action. Chances are, I'll even have to hand out some of my trusty Fashion Citations. And believe me, you do not want one of those.
The ONLY halfway, kind of, good thing about this look is that you can get a pack of mustaches for under $5. But that doesn't make it socially acceptable.
That is all.
