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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Pee Like a Man!

Finally, the answer to my prayers!! A product for women everywhere who want the ability to pee standing up: the Magic Cone.

I can't tell if I just think this product is hilariously ridiculous or if I genuinely love it.  In all honesty, I've been saying for years that girls should just carry around funnels or something for when they go camping, etc...that all came from growing up in the middle of nowhere in New Hampshire.  But I still like the idea.

Now, as far as I can tell, the cone isn't exactly magical. It does not, for example, make women magically grow penises.  But it is convenient for road trips, bumpy bus trips, plane rides, or just if you want to freak out your boyfriend by peeing with the bathroom door open while you stand.

I have to say, I was a little disappointed when I found out that the cone is cardboard, rather than plastic. I mean, yeah...I get it. It's not like I'd throw the Magic Cone in the dishwasher.  But I worry that the cardboard would just get wet and the whole thing could be messier than simply squatting.

Even so, it's definitely worth a try.  You can get three biodegradable cones for under $4.