In recent years, people have been wearing ugly Christmas sweaters more and more; half of them simply because they're ugly and they think it's funny.
Well, guess what? The joke's on you because you look like an idiot.
I stumbled upon this gem of a picture and almost peed my pants. This lovely couple is breaking at least three fashion violations: wearing matching outfits, wearing ugly Christmas sweaters, and the guy is wearing a scarf. Guys in scarves are a whole other issue.
Regardless, the matchy-matchy Christmas couple look is not okay. I don't care if you get invited to an "ugly Christmas sweater party" (which seems to be the latest craze), it's still ugly. I don't get the appeal. When I go to holiday parties, I like to look my best. Maybe I'm crazy, but when did looking like shit become a celebration??!
If you own an ugly holiday sweater, get rid of it now. And if you know any fash-holes who owns one, please report the offenders to me and I'll make sure they go to fashion jail.
