Okay, it's Rihanna. I cannot keep a secret this big.
Rihanna is definitely known for taking fashion risks. She's no stranger to being on the worst-dressed lists in plenty of magazines. But this ridiculous denim thong tops the charts.
She somehow managed to create a look that seemed to be improvised from a pair of ordinary jeans with everything removed, except for the waist band and the center seam between her legs. Clearly, she felt that was the most important part to keep.
I have to say; I've never even really been a fan of cut-off jean shorts in general. They remind me of Tobias from Arrested Development, who was a "never-nude" and wore cut-offs at all times (it was hilarious, but not something I condone in real life). Nevertheless, even if I absolutely loved cut-off shorts, this is just taking it way too far.
I mean, you can see her regular thong underneath her makeshift denim thong. Does she think this is somehow sexy??! Is she trying to be a fashion designer? If so, I'll have to track her down and personally slap her back to reality.
That is all.
[image credit: iVillage]
