Fashion Faux Pas: CARGO Jeggings!!!

I've made my thoughts about jeggings pretty clear.  I hate them practically more than anything else in the world.  They're not flattering in the least bit.  In fact, they tend to add bulk and make your hips look HUGE, regardless of how thin you are.  That said, I thought that plain old jeggings were as bad as it got.  Unfortunately, I was mistaken.

Oodles ofstores are now selling cargo jeggings (including the Gap, Kohl's, and New York & Co . The pants include side pockets, like regular cargo pants, but are tight and unflattering just like jeggings.  It's a horrible combo.  Whoever came up with this idea needs to be punched in the face. 

The extra side pockets only serve to make your thighs look ridiculously large in comparison to the rest of your body.

I just don't get why anyone would find this look attractive.  And it's not even like the cargo pockets serve a purpose--you can't really carry things in them since the pants themselves are so tight.  All that they do is add bulk.  The whole thing boggles my mind!

Wear regular pants, people. It's not that difficult, and you won't look like a huge loser.