Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Fashion Faux Pas: the Miracle Bra for Men

Yes, this is a real thing. is selling ridiculous bra-esque "muscle enhancers" to any guy who wants a bit of a lift.

The site claims that the Funky Bod Muscle Enhancer Top is basically the best thing since sliced bread. It is supposed to accentuate the pectorals, shoulders, biceps, and triceps. And that's not all! Funky Bod also says that the top gives the effect of improved posture.

But the bottom line is that the top is padded. They even say on their website that, "Worn as a normal undershirt garment, the Funky Bod top is a great confidence booster for men in the same way a padded bra works for women.".

Am I the only one who thinks this is incredibly crazy??!

The guy in the picture looks stupid, and if I ever saw someone wearing one of these man-bras, I'd probably go on a shooting spree.

Men: Please refrain from purchasing this. You will look like an idiot. I promise you that.


Anonymous said...

Wow! I had to do a double take, because my husband looks JUST like that! In all honesty, I do like it better. than the, "Manzier", from Seinfeld. Also think, that it might give a confidence boost, to some of those really , really skinny highschool boys, who get made fun of all the time. I always feel so bad for those who are always being insulted laughed at and picked on because they are overweight or too skinny. But I have noticed overly skinny girls don't get made fun of as much as guys, AND overweight guys don't get made fun of as much as overweight girls. There is a real double standard. But definitely agree, once fully grow up, these shirts are awful! Kind of like HANKY PANKY, and similar shape wear. It's OK for a special event, but not something to wear on a regular basis.

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