Saturday, April 28, 2012

Fashion Faux Pas: The Vagina Tote Bag

Umm...yes.  This is a real product.


ReForm School has come out with this "cutting edge" Evolution of the Muff Tote that really shows the evolution of pubic hair throughout time.


SERIOUSLY??!  I just can't even begin to imagine carrying this thing around!  And I'm not a prude or anything...I'm just not a huge fan of displaying images of vaginas on my tote bags (or anywhere else, really).


Here's a close-up of the "evolution":




Okay.  I get that this is somewhat funny.  But it's simply bad taste.  This is just one more occasion in which I would punch someone repeatedly if they were carrying this ridiculous bag.

If you feel the need to showcase vagina differences over time, you can purchase this hideous bag for under $30.

But I'm literally begging you not to.  I might have to ban the crazed peeps who enjoy this tote from my site. I am not overreacting. It is that serious.

You've been warned.

2 comments:

innn said...

I think I would never want to be around someone as closed-minded as you. Clearly you don't have a sense of humor, and you are probably embarrassed of your own vagina. I wouldn't trust anyone with a bright pink website with a cartoon ballerina in a poorly drawn outfit anyway.
Especially a violent, angry one that threatens to punch people.

Alana said...

Thanks for reading! The whole voice of my site is actually meant to be sarcastic, and over-dramatic, especially when it comes to a fashion trend I'm not a fan of. Most of my readers understand that I'm trying to be humorous when "threatening" others. I would never hurt someone, especially when it comes to fashion! How ridiculous! hahaha

As for my graphics, I choose to let the writing take center stage--the Sassy Fashionista icon is supposed to look a bit whimsical.

I'm sorry if you got the wrong impression. Clearly you read this in a completely different tone than it was written in.

I'd take your own advice and if you continue to read Sassy Fashionista, try to be more open-minded about my posts. Because chances are, they are simply not serious.

Hope that helps! Have a fabulous day!

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