Monday, April 1, 2013

Fashion Faux Pas: the $91,500 T-Shirt


I realize that I've been writing a lot of "Fashion Faux Pas" posts lately. I simply cannot help it. There is just so much ugliness in the world.

This time, it's another t-shirt. I don't really have a problem with the look of it.  But get this: each shirt is a steep $91,500.

What the hell??!  Even if I had billions of dollars, I wouldn't be spending it on ridiculously expensive shirts.

You could actually buy a starter home for that kind of money!

There's nothing wrong with the actual t-shirt, per se. I don't really have a problem with the cut or anything.  But no matter how awesome any piece of clothing is, spending that kind of money on it is just stupid.

The reason that the shirt is so expensive is mainly because it is made by a very expensive designer. Hermes is to blame for offering the crocodile and chiffon garment (also, no man should ever wear anything made of chiffon--that's a post for another time).

I also am concerned about taking care of the shirt. If for some reason people bought the shirt, would they actually wear it? Personally, I'd be terrified that I'd rip it or stain it somehow. It would have to be more of a home decor type thing.

I'm so upset by this! If I find anyone who has bought the shirt, I promise that I will personally kick their ass, urinate on them, and ruin the very shirt that is so special. Yes, this situation is pretty extreme.

That is all.

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