Thursday, October 8, 2009

Man Mishap: The Unibrow

I don't know why there are still men out there who do not feel the need to tame their unibrow. Living in New Hampshire, I constantly am subjected to seeing unfortunate looking dudes sporting solo-brows. And I am not pleased.

How can you look in the mirror and think that this is okay? It's so sad because if these guys took the time to fix their hair-ibble (har har har) problem, they would immediately gain about 10 points in the looks department.

While I'm generally not a fan of men taking tons of time to beautify themselves, I do feel that ridding their face of unwanted hair is something that simply must be done. Rather than spending the time painfully waxing your brow, or plucking, I suggest a much easier hair removal method: shaving. Why not just make one quick swipe between your eyebrows while you're shaving the rest of your face in the morning? It takes barely any time and the result is that girls will actually like you and stop puking everytime they see you.

No one should choose to look like Bert from Sesame Street.

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